Stats:

Only female booty bumper

Loves the word "sensational"

Is a cocaine abuser

Eats her own ass #Woke #Yeezus

Stats:

Does wicked peyote on the weekend

Hates the new generation

Is the ultimate water recycling machine which means he drinks his own urine and discards it at a rate where he can use the same water forever and never have to pay money for bottled water which is good for him and the enviroment #StayWoke

Eats 7 pounds of ass daily

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